Luxe Models were left in a state
of horror last week, when we discovered that celebrity disaster zone Lindsay
Lohan is planning to pen her memoires.
The Trend of the Celebrity Tell-All
Can we please start by assuring
you that it isn’t Lindsay Lohan we have a specific problem with. Well, not this
week anyway. It’s the trend of the celebrity tell-all itself. It’s so annoying!
Every celebrity seems to think we
want to read about them. OK, we like taking a few minutes out of our day to
check up on their latest ridiculous stunt in the local gossip rag, we’ll give
them that. But the vast majority of people honestly aren’t going to spend good
time and money buying, and then reading, an entire book about them. How
self-indulgent are they?
We really do Love Reading about Your Wild Life Lohan!
Of course, La Lohan gets a
special mention. Admittedly, she’s had a more exciting life than most. You’ll
actually find that when it comes down to it, most celebrities are more exciting
on screen than off.
The tinsel town tearaway has done
it all. She’s dabbled with girls, dabbled with booze, dabbled with rehab and
has been lucky to have only dabbled with prison. Plus, love it or hate it, she has a pretty
bold fashion sense. Anyone else remember that time she painted a swear word on
her nails in court; hardcore!
Writing is Like Therapy for Lindsay Lohan
So we’d actually have more reason
to be excited about this latest display of celebrity narcissism than most,
except for the fact that apparently, it isn’t going to be that juicy!
Yes indeed, according to Digital
Spy, Lohan has gone out on record saying she is planning to write her
memoires, but they aren’t going to be too salacious. In her own words, Lohan
said to the Mail Online "I would never
write to violate someone else or objectify them; that's not my intention. I
like to write because it's like therapy for me.”
Luxe Models Wants the Goss Lohan!
OK,
we get it. You’re in the West End now and you’re being all nice and
‘rehabilitated.’ That shouldn’t stop you from giving us all the juicy goss! Let
Luxe Models tell you something right now, Lindsey Lohan. We don’t want to play
the role of your therapist!
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